What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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