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spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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