okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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