I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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