D3 body, D1 cock
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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