You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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