I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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