'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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