Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I need to calm my uterus...
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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