I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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