I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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