i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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