I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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