Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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