Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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