it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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