Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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