I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
