i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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