We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
