would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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