I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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