thus making me awesome and them whores
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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