I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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