Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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