i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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