Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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