Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
is wine microwaveable?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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