Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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