Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
