all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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