im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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