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you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I currently don't understand fingers.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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