You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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