I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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