So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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