Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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