Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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