That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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