READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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