Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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