That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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