dude i'm inner monologue high
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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