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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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