Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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