Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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