So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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