Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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