I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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