he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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