10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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