I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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