I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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