Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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