Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
When are your genitals available?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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