how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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