apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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